极品笑话网

1.朋友问我：“你知道女人为什么说黄瓜可以美容吗？”
1. My friend asked me: "do you know why women say cucumber can hairdressing?"
我说：“不知道。”
I said: "I don't know."
朋友轻声贱笑，说：“因为这样，就可以名正言顺的买黄瓜回去用啦！”
Friend base softly smile, said: "because of this, can be perfectly justifiable to buy cucumbers back!"

 

 
2、一哥们问：“有人在你背后捅刀子怎么办？”
2, a the elder brothers to ask: "someone you stab?"
我答：“自卫！”
I answer: "self-defense!"
哥们笑：“擦！你被人捅了，你还想着撸管子！”
Elder brothers smile: "wipe! You were stabbed, you still thinking of lu tube!"