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朋友：我学会了一个魔术，想看看吗？                                    我：想看想看！什么魔术？                                                                                                                                  朋友：我的魔术是让你瞬间忘记你是一头猪。                        我：我本来就不是猪！                                        朋友：看，真的忘记了！                                                            我：？？？