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Miss Universe’’’’s last Question 环球小姐最后一题 Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立…… (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like ssip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! 》Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. 中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……