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This weekend, o son of a thousand Buddha caves ". "visit Curiously, the son can blink run no shadow. ANiu worried, very not easy to find pleasure in a behind the son. O son of scaring way: "here, don't run demons." Son clap and smiled: "I am not afraid ghost! You always scold old ghost, mom's grandmother's uncle is heavy smoker, crack-hemp, aunt is stingy... I every day and demons, still use fear?"

不怕鬼

周末，阿中领着儿子游览“千佛洞”。儿子好奇心切，眨眼跑得没影子。阿牛心急如焚，好不容易才在一尊弥勒佛背后找到儿子。阿中吓唬儿子道：“这里鬼多，可别乱跑。” 儿子拍手笑了：“我才不怕鬼呢！你常骂奶奶是老鬼，妈妈是死鬼，叔叔是烟鬼，婶婶是小气鬼……我天天跟鬼在一块，还用怕吗?”