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A tiger caught a deer and wanted to eat it,the deer said : " You can't eat me."

The tiger was puzzled and then asked : " Why ?"

" Because I'm a National second-class protection animal."

The tiger laughed : " But we can't let the National first class protection animal die to hangry for the sake of the second-class protection animal."

老虎抓到一头鹿，要把它吃掉，鹿说：“你不能吃我。”

老虎一愣：“为什么？”

“因为我是国家二级保护动物。”

老虎笑了：“总不能为了二级保护动物而让一级保护动物饿死吧！”

Three very tough mice

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

三只老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,谈论他们的勇气和能耐。

第一个说:"我非常历害,曾吃过一整袋老鼠药!”

第二个说:“我也非常历害,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬断了它!”

然后第三只老鼠起身说:“伙计,我呆会儿离开家去骚扰猫。”

Worries about mad cow disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

担心疯牛病

有两头奶牛隔着牛拦正在交谈！

第一头奶牛说：＂我告诉你，疯牛病真是很吓人，他们说它正在迅速蔓延,我听说一些牛正在放在约翰逊农场”。

另一头奶牛说：＂我不担心，他不会影晌我们鸭子＂