极品笑话网

　　1.一老汉和一年轻人在一家卖伟歌的店前互相挤兑了起来，年轻的说：“老人家，你这么大年纪了，买伟歌还有什么用?”

　　1. A man and a young man in a store that sells wei song before a run up to each other, young said: "the old man's house, you are so big age, buy wei song what is the use?"

　　老汉道：“年轻人，年纪这么轻，就用伟歌了，你老了可怎么办?”

　　The old man said, "young man, so young, with wei song, you are old?"

　　2.色男去礼拜，见美貌修女，想调戏，被斥。 旁边一扫地老太太指点他：“你要爱她，可装成神父约她，一定成功。”

　　2. Color men to worship, meet sister beauty, want to flirt, critique. Next to a sweeping old lady enlightened him: "you love her, but pretended to be a priest around her, must be successful."

　　当晚，色男带假面具约修女出来开了房。

　　That night, the color man brought about nun mask out room.

　　完毕后得意地摘下面具说：“哈哈，我不是神父，我是白天调戏你的人!”

　　After proudly said his mask: "ha ha, I'm not a priest, I am a man of Dally with you during the day!"

　　修女也摘下面具说：“我也不是修女，我是白天扫地的老太太!”

　　Nun also the masks said: "I am not a nun, I was sweeping the floor during the day the old lady!"