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　　1、同事结婚一年还没怀孕，却又不愿去医院检查，问她为啥，跟我诉苦说：“说我不行嘛吧，未婚时就怀孕过两;说他不行吧，难道我们单位那几个都不行?”

　　1, colleagues get married a year haven't pregnant, but don't want to to a hospital checking, asked her why, bitterness say with me: "say I can't, unmarried pregnant two; when said he can't, can't we unit that a few have no?"

　　2、刚看某男同学传了一张很风骚的照片，底下众基友在各种喷。

　　2, just see some male classmates preach a picture very sultry, under the base in a variety of spray.

　　其中一人说：“你这么骚，你老婆知道吗?”

　　One of them said: "you so SAO, your wife know?"

　　这哥们一个神回复：“我老婆知不知道无所谓，你老婆知道就行!”

　　This elder brothers a d reply: "don't know my wife doesn't matter, you wife know!"