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标签:是不是 我喜欢 女友 收拾  日期:2017-08-31
女友的胸比较小,是不是很介意这个,我安慰她说没关系,我喜欢青梅竹马的感觉,女友,从小玩到大,老婆非常不满,我听后立刻关掉了电视,“现在中场休息,抓紧时间把你收拾收拾
1、女友的胸比较小,问我,是不是很介意这个。
1, the bosom is small, girlfriend asked me, whether very mind this.
我安慰她说没关系,我喜欢青梅竹马的感觉。
I assured her that it doesn't matter, I like the feel of childhood sweethearts.
女友:从小玩到大?!!
Girlfriend: grew up playing large? !!!!!!!!!!

 
2、深夜看世界杯,老婆非常不满,严肃地对我说:“你再这样不务正业,玩物丧志的话,我就跟你离婚!”
2, the night watching the World Cup, the wife very unhappy, seriously said to me: "you again so raffish, plaything weary in well doing, I will divorce with you!"
我听后立刻关掉了电视,对她说:“我不看了.....”
Immediately shut off the TV after I listen to, say to her: "I don't watch..."
她很欣慰笑了笑
She is very gratified smile
我继续说道:“现在中场休息。抓紧时间把你收拾收拾。”
I went on to say: "now break. Take time to clean up you."