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我问姐姐：“姐姐，要是我被绑匪劫持了，你会怎么办?”
姐姐：:“那要看情况啊。”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            我：“要是我被绑匪捅到呢?''姐姐：“那我就给绑匪一盒炫脉，让他根本停不下来↖(^ω^)↗。”