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<span lang="EN-US">（一）</span>
<font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">一天在公交车上，由于拥挤一男一女发生了碰撞。 </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">时髦女郎回头飞眼道：“你有病啊？” </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">男子觉得莫名其妙回道：“你有药吗？” </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">车上人窃笑！ </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">女子觉得生气回道：“你有精神病啊？” </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">男子冷面对道：“你能治啊？” </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">全车人爆笑！ </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">公交司机停车，趴在方向盘上大笑！ </span></font><span lang="EN-US">

（二）
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">这是珠江路上上班的朋友遇见的 </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">公交车上超挤，有一女人站在门口， </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">从车后面挤过来一个ＧＧ要下车， </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">跟那女的说了一句“让一下，下车”，那个女滴木有动。 </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">ＧＧ挤过去时就踩到她了。 </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">结果那女人好厉害的，不停的骂“神经病啊你！神经病啊你！<span lang="EN-US">~~</span>”<wbr></wbr>，还超大声，搞得全车都看呀。 </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">ＧＧ一直木有说话，下车时忍不了了，回头对那女人说，“<wbr></wbr>复读机呀你！” </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">全车人暴笑<span lang="EN-US">~</span>！ </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">后边有几个搞笑的小孩，不停的伴演刚才的一幕， </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">甲说“你神经病呀你！。。。。。乙说“你复读机呀你”。。。。。<wbr></wbr>。 </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">全车人暴笑<span lang="EN-US">~</span>！ </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">后来，有个小ＭＭ也要下车，挤过去怯怯滴说“偶<span lang="EN-US">~</span>偶<span lang="EN-US">~</span>偶想下去，<wbr></wbr>偶不是神经病<span lang="EN-US">~</span>！” </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">全车人再次暴笑<span lang="EN-US">~</span>！ </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">那个女人没有说话，可是从边上飘来一句话“你是不是没电了” </span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span><font face="PMingLiU" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: PMingLiU;">全车人暴笑不止<span lang="EN-US">~</span>！</span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span>