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A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, es to hell. The devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him,

"I don’t know what all you’ve heard up there, but hell isn’t all that bad a place. Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"

　　The man answers, "Yes, I do"

　　"Oh, od then," the devil says, "You’ll LOVE Mondays. Every Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. Do you like to drink?"

　　The man answers, "Yeah, sure, I like to drink."

　　The devil says, "od, you’ll love Tuesdays, then. All we do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."
　　"You’ll just love Tuesdays. Do you like to swear?"

　　"Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot."

　　"Great then. You’ll love Wednesdays."

　　The devil says, "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you’ll just love Wednesdays."

　　"Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?"

　　"Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!"

　　The devil look at him, and says, "Then you’re nna hate Thursdays."

　　一名男子由于罪孽深重死后进了地狱。魔鬼在门口迎接他问道：“我不清楚你听说过的地狱是什么样，但这绝不是你想象中的那么遭。那我问你，你喜欢抽烟吗？”

　　男子回答道：“是的。”

　　“太好了”，魔鬼说，“你会爱上星期一的。每周一我们都会坐在这里抽烟，雪茄，烟斗，尝试各种烟草。你喜欢喝酒吗？”
　　男子回答道：“当然，我喜欢喝酒。”

　　魔鬼说：“太棒了，那么你会爱上星期二的，每周二我们都会坐在这里喝啤酒，红酒和各种各样的鸡尾酒。”
　　“你会爱上星期三的。你喜欢发誓吧？”

　　“当然。”男子回答道，“我发过很多誓。”
　　“太好了你会爱上周三的”

　　恶魔说道，“我们会坐在这里发狠多誓,发明很多脏话来度过周三，你会爱死周四的。”
　　“噢，对了”恶魔问道，“你是同性恋吗？”

　　“该死的”男子回答说：“我讨厌同性恋”
　　恶魔看了看他，说：“那么你会讨厌星期四的”