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题目：

1、Why can fish only live in water?
2、What can you swallow that can swallow you?

3、If there were four flies on the table and I killed one,how many would be left?
4、What table has no legs?

答案：

1.Cats can't swim。（所以fish生活在水里，不会被猫吃掉）
2答案是water（水）
swallow有吞下和淹没两种意思
Swallow water里的swallow是吞下的意思
而Water swallows you里的swallow是淹没的意思

3老师:如果桌子上有四只苍蝇,我打死了一只,还留下几只? 学生:一只——死掉的那只。
4timetable(时刻表) has no legs