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An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" 

"Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir." 

中文

一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗？” 

“可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。”