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Dying Man 最后的坦诚

标签:一个 妻子 女人 告诉 之前  日期:2018-03-12
"中文译文一个男人在临死之前向他的妻子倾诉说:“我死之前必须告诉你一些事情的真相。,在我们的整个婚姻中,我一直都在欺骗你,在那些我告诉你我会工作到很晚的夜里,我是和

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

 

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

 

中文译文

  一个男人在临死之前向他的妻子倾诉说:“我死之前必须告诉你一些事情的真相。在我们的整个婚姻中,我一直都在欺骗你。在那些我告诉你我会工作到很晚的夜里,我是和其他女人在一起。而且还不止一个女人。我曾经和很多女人睡过觉。

  他的妻子平静地看着他,说道:“你为什么没有想到是我给你下的毒药呢?”