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Kid and wolf
A Kid was perched up on the top of a horse, and looking down saw a Wolf passing under him. Immediately he began to revile and attack his enemy. "Murderer and thief," he cried "what do you here near honest folks, horses? How dare you make an appearance where your vile deeds are known?" "Curse away, my young friend," said the Wolf. "It is easy to be brave from a safe distance."

狼和小孩
一个小孩骑着马，看见一只狼从身边经过，他立刻大声咒骂并攻击狼，“你这个凶手，你这个贼，你来我们这里干嘛？不要靠近我们的马，我们都知道你做的坏事，你竟然还敢来...”“你就躲在远处骂吧小朋友，”狼说：躲在安全的地方逞勇敢再容易不过了。”