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       A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about.

      How old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide.

      Exactly one hundred million and three years old.

      How can you be so sure? inquired the tourist.

   　Well, replied the guide, a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years a.

       一位游客在新墨西哥游览。他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇。

   　这些化石有多长的历史？游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人。他是作向导的。

      整整十亿零三年了。

      你怎么这么肯定？游客问道。

      哦，向导回答道，一个地质学家来过这儿，他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了，再加上那是整整三年前的事了。