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Two hearts beating 两颗心脏在跳动

标签:护士 手术 感觉 心脏 跳动  日期:2017-11-18
Two hearts beatingNurseHow do you feel after your operation,Quite alright,No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.两颗心脏在跳动护士,手术后你感觉怎样,病人,十分好,只是我能

Two hearts beating

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
 


 

两颗心脏在跳动

护士:手术后你感觉怎样?

病人:十分好,只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。