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Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were anewspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

妻子走到看报纸的丈夫面前说：我真希望我是一份报纸，这样我每天都可以被你捧在手心里了。

丈夫回答到：我也希望如此，这样我就可以主宰和改变你一天了！